Saturday, March 29, 2014

Friday, March 28, 2014

3F Alliance - F**k First Five



Hi there! If you've found this page it means you want Andrew and Sabrina out of the house. Welcome to the #3F alliance, we take all comers who share our goals! 3F stands for Fuck First Five, but let's be clear here right off the bat. This doesn't mean ALL of First Five, just Andrew, Sabrina and if we need a replacement nominee Kenny.


Now look, I know some of you LOVE Kenny. I don't get it, but that's not important. If we have to vote for a replacement nominee you HAVE to vote for Kenny. Why? Because if you don't Andrew and Sabrina will flip this weak ass house and whoever else we put up against them will go home and we'll have Rachellika'd our HoH. I DO NOT want that to happen. Kenny won't go home over Andrew or Sabrina, we all know this. But we need him on the block or else we fail at getting rid of Andrew or Sabrina.

Now then, here are some tips to help you vote as much as you like.



Visit http://bigbrothercanada.slice.ca

Basically the site tracks whether you've voted or not by using cookies, which if you're not familiar are little text files that store information. These also prevent you from voting multiple times, so THEY MUST DIE! :) Also try if you can to vote in your account as it'll make your vote more valuable accoridng to whatever multiplier you're at. But the site is a real pain in the ass to get to do that so do what you can.

Edit: Ok, so it looks like I've got a way to vote multiple times with your multiplier intact. Here's what worked for me.

1 Open your private/incognito/inprivate/whatever window.
2 Go to the big brother site.
3. Sign in.
4. Vote.
5. Down to the bottom left where your profile pic is click "sign out"
6. When you're signed out close the browser.
7. Rince and repeat.

PRO TIP: I just realized that AFTER you log in in the private/incognito/whatever window you can open up all kinds of tabs to the site and vote in each of them.

So now you want to follow steps 1-3 THEN open up as many tabs as your computer can handle to http://bigbrothercanada.slice.ca and then vote in each of them then close all but one and follow steps 5-7. :D This will multiply your already multiplied voting power

Any of you who have different experiences let me know at my contact info at the bottom. GOOD LUCK!

Some ways to get rid of cookies.

#1 a Private Window in Firefox. - This is the easiest method in Firefox. Simply go to the File menu at the top of the screen, then click "New Private Window" then go vote, close the Private window, rinse and repeat.

#2 an Incognito window in Chrome. - Just like in Firefox this window lets you browse without saving cookies. For chrome you click the menu button
(the one that looks like this)  

and click "New Incognito Window" and do the same as written above for Firefox.

#3 Internet Explorer 9+ InPrivate Browsing - This one is even easier, just open IE and press CTRL+SHIFT+P. It works the same way as the Chrome and Firefox versions. If you have a lower version of IE do a Google search for private browsing and your version number.

#4 Safari - I loathe Apple with every fibre of my being, so when I actually include ANYTHING Apple related on my blog you KNOW how much I want to get rid of Andrew or Sabrina. :D Anyway, in Safari you just click on the Safari Menu and then Private Browsing.If that doesn't work search for Safari and your version number and Private Browsing on Google.

#5 Any other browsers or the above methods don't work. - Do a google search first for Private Browsing + your browser name and version number. If that turns up nothing do a search for the same but instead of private browsing search for "delete cookies" The ones you want to delete are from bigbrothercanada.slice.ca.

3F > F5
Finally share this web page by using the address http://bit.ly/3FAlliance add #3F to your #BBCan2 tweets and get as many of your friends to vote this way as possible! WE CAN FLIP THIS HOUSE!

If you have any questions, comments, tips on voting, etc. please contact me @TheGr8tstManEvr, Brendan @bmcooney or @alteringpixels on Twitter.

Special thanks to Brendan Cooney of http://www.bbcanadainsider.com for co-founding 3F with me and for @alteringpixels who walked into the store room while Brendan and I were plotting and joined in with some great photoshop work. The hand signal in 3F comes from American Sign Language for the letter F which also looks like a 3 sign and like an OK sign (as in in OK let's get these fuckers OUT!)

Article on 3F by Co-Founder - Brendan Coomey

NOW SPREAD THE WORD!!!

Monday, March 24, 2014

This Week's Poll: Who's the Biggest Threat to Kenny and Andrew?

Mobile users can vote by clicking here.

This week's poll question: Who's the biggest threat to Kenny and Andrew. For non mobile users simply make your choice to the right of this post, for mobile users who can't see the poll the link above will take you to it.

You can vote once a day until the poll ends on Thursday night.

Unfortunately this is a difficult choice because the First Five (who's de facto leaders are Kenny and Andrew) knows about all of the threats to them thanks to Sabrina. I can't stand Sabrina but I have to give her props, she's playing a FANTASTIC game. Why anyone outside Kenny and Andrew trusts her is beyond me, but this cast isn't exactly brimming with intelligence.

My best guess as to who would be the biggest threat would be Neda. As I mentioned First Five knows about her desire to make a big move and get one of Kandrew out, but the problem for them is they also know Adel and Jon want exactly the same thing and I think they would view those two as bigger threats, especially since they think Adel has the Diamond Veto.

But, who do you think can take them down? (If anyone) Early returns show you all seem to be on the same page as me with 6 votes each for Jon and Adel and 5 for Arlie. Arlie is the true wild card, I'm just praying he can bring Sarah into the fold and doesn't wait too long to turn on Kenny, Andrew an Sabrina.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Weekly Poll Results

Apologies for the lateness of these results, been a bit under the weather the last few days, plus some real life stuff came up.

Anyway, let's take a look at the poll results.


As you can clearly see Sabrina was the big "winner" of the Least liked houseguest poll, blowing the competition away by getting more than half of the total 208 votes and beating her next closest competitor Paul by 84 votes or a staggering %40.38!

The most popular houseguests, tied at 1 least liked vote each, are Jon, Neda and Sarah, which is about what I would have expected. Heather got a lot less hate than her stature in the house would seem to indicate, adding further fuel to the mean girls theory. In fact Ika was far less popular than Heather.

It was a close race all week (plus a couple of days) for 2nd place, but Paul held on to his lead, and now that he's gone a significant segment of the population can breathe easier. Though my lovely lady Liza was sad to see him go because she liked him, I was more sad to see him go because I wanted him to go after Kandrew.

The big surprise for me in the poll is the significant level of hate for Rachelle, who got %10 of the non Sabrina vote. who really hasn't done anything of any consequence as of the last Taped "Live" eviction show, besides look incredibly hot.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the results and vote in my next poll. "Who is the biggest threat to Kenny and Andrew?"

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Eviction #3

Note: No BBCan on Facebook tonight, sorry but I've had some real life issues eat into my free time and need to decompress. Will be back on Sunday %100 unless an enormous mutant star goat eats the planet.

So, this is the first eviction of #BBCan2 where I have absolutely no clue who's going home. I have a hunch, but it's not a sure thing like the last two were. That's good in some ways and bad in others. I like the pressure it's putting on the people I can't stand in the house, but I hate the pressure it's putting on the people I like in the house.

I'm completely in the dark on most votes, but here is how I think they're going to go, couple with my degree of certainty in my prediction.

PREDICTIONS

Adel - I think Adel will vote to evict Heather, I'm 99% sure of this. Only chance I see him voting to evict Paul is if he's so pissed at him and he wants to distance himself from him to the rest of the house. But given the vote is completely up in the air he couldn't know how it's going to go.


Arlie - Arlie is one of the wildcards. Unfortunately I feel like he's going to toe the F5 line and vote to evict Paul, but I'm only %60 certain of it.

Jon - Oh Jonny boy, I thought you were great until I saw how far up Kenny's ass you are. And if you're up Kenny's ass then Andrew has you by the balls whether you know it or not. I predict Jon will vote to evict Paul. I'm %80 sure of this.

Kenny - To paraphrase the infamous words of Topaz: I am %150 sure Kenny will vote to evict Paul.

Andrew - See Kenny.

Ika - I'm %99 sure Ika will vote to evict Heather if it's a tie.

Neda - I predict that Neda will vote to evict Heather, she hates Andrew and knows Andrew wants Paul gone. I'm %95 sure of this.

Rachelle - While she's beautiful, she's also a Mean Girl type and thus I believe she'll vote to evict Heather, tho since she's only said about 14 words since she came in to the house I'm only about %70 sure of this.

Sabrina - Sabrina will always sit, roll over, and do any tricks Andrew tells her to. She'll vote to evict Paul, I'm %googol sure.

Allison - See Sabrina.

Sarah - This is the one I actually have absolutely no clue about. I'm gonna predict anyway, but my certainty level is at %50.0000000000000001. I think Sarah will do the right thing in this Kobayashi Maruesque situation and vote to evict Heather. And hey, I like Heather but someone has to go after Kandrew and I think Sarah is getting sick of Kandrew's shit.

So, count these up and it looks like Paul will be evicted on a 6-4 vote. I hope I'm wrong though.

Expectations for HoH 4

There's an excellent 4 part series on PBS called "The Fabric of the Cosmos" in it I learned that while most of us think of space as empty it's actually not, space can bend and twirl and rip as if it were a fabric.

Why am I bringing this up? Because before I watched this series I might have told you that my expecations for this week's HoH were nothing, zip, zilch, nodda! But, since I now know that "nothing" doesn't actually exist I guess I'll just have to say that my expectations are lower than Sabrina's back when Andrew's feelin frisky.

Why? Because who can win that's actually going to DO anything against Kandrew? Ika can't play, but even if she could she proved she's as useless as a female stripper at Elton John's house. The 2 smartest players in the game, Arlie and Neda are going to throw it. Jon is so far up Kenny's ass the lump in Kenny's through is Jon's nose. Rachelle winning would mean another week of Mean Girls, probably focused on getting out Allison, er I mean "New Girl." Heather if she stays would probably go after Ika. Adel and Paul (if he stays) are my only hopes, and that's not much hope.


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