Tom Appears on the Sheyld Show

Never thought I'd see that, but glad to see him. :)

Happy Birthday to Tom Plant Rules

So, yesterday was the 1 year anniversary of the day I started Tom Plant Rules. What a crazy year it's been.

God willing, if this mostly terrible cast of season 2 doesn't drive me to drink I'll be here next year to celebrate as well.

I'd like to thank some of the people who've helped make TPR a success. Firstly, of course, the man, the legend, the one and only Tom Plant. Without whom there would be no Tom Plant Rules, at most it would just be called "Rules" which wouldn't make any sense at all. Tom has been quite simply the most gracious subject a fan could ever ask for. He's never once said no to me, even when I've asked for crazy shit. He raves about the Big Brother Canada on Facebook comics, he retweets every one I send him and he showed he can enjoy fun being poked at himself with my "Tom's Ego" and "Tom's Integrity" characters. Also he was super gracious in granting my piddly little blog an interview after he was unjustly evicted last year. I wish all of Canada could see the side of him I have. Thanks Tom, you're the best.

Secondly, Tom's nomance/showmance the beautiful, intelligent and kind Liza Stinton. Despite what her edit showed Liza is a wonderful person who's using her celebrity to do good work. (See my Liza Charity post from yesterday) She also puts up with my crazy fandom and blatant digital lust for her :D  Liza's never said an unkind word to me and always helped me out. So thank you Liza, your fans know what a great person you are.

Next I'd like to thank Dingo at @Hamsterwatch on twitter or http://www.hamsterwatch.com. Dingo (or hammy as I call her) has been extremely kind to me and helped an up and coming blogger find an audience for his silly comic creations. She's taught me about Big Brother history and kept me from going nuts with this mostly terrible cast this season. She's a fantastically nice person and I'm happy this project has given me the chance to know her.

Next I'd like to thank the creators of NFL QBs Talkin on Facebook at profootballmock.com who I pretty much stole the idea for Big Brother Canada on Facebook from. :D These guys created hilarious NFL themed Facebook chats and they were the inspiration for me to do what I did. If you are an NFL fan please check them out.

And finally, I'd like to thank ALL of the people who have visted my site in the last year. According to Blogger I've had over 15,000 page views since the blog began, and I hope each and every one of you enjoyed my highly opinionated posts or my goofy pictures, videos and comics. Here's to another year of the same support. :)

Support Lovely Lady Liza's Quest to Raise Money for Cancer Research

I hate Cancer. Well hell, all of us do right? I can't tell you how many people I've lost to it because I've lost count. But it's affected my life profoundly in a negative way, even taking my dear sweet sister Jenny in November of 2011.

So, I hope that you'll support the breathtaking Liza Stinton, undisputed queen of Tom Plant Rules, in her Reality Rally quest to raise money to fuck up cancer at Michelle's Place, a breast cancer resource center. Here's the link.

I'm a poor mofo and even I chipped in a little.

We all have houseguests we like and houseguests we don't. But Cancer doesn't give a shit about any of that. It only wants to kill us, ALL of us. So if you're one of those people who doesn't like Liza, #1 why are you reading a Tom Plant fan blog? LOL, and #2 I hope that you'll put aside your distaste for her and support cancer research, even if it's not donating through her. If that's the case please see the link on the right and donate to the Canadian Cancer Society. Or if you live elsewhere in the world donate to any anti-cancer charity near you.

As of press time Liza has raised $9,410 of her $10,000 goal.

But even when she hits $10k please do what you can to support cancer research. Cancer is an evil, loathesome disease and must be eradicated from the Earth.

Thanks for your time,
TPR.

Tom's Instagram

So, I just noticed that Tom has an instagram. (ID: tomplant25) He's probably had it for a while but I'm completely observant. My ma used to tell me that I couldn't find the smell in a shithouse...

Anyway, I figured I'd peruse through it and comment on some of the pics he's got up there. Cuz hey, it's what I do, make smart ass comments about shit I find on the internet.

First up, Tom with one of the luckiest men on the planet, and the embodiment of said luck.

 

Being a big brother groupie, and having Rachel as my favorite big brother girl I'm so jealous looking at this picture there isn't a word known to mankind to describe the level of said jealousness, so I'm just going to invent one: Konlydoepad. It's a noun and it's pronounced CONE-LEE-DOE-PAD. I'm so Konlydoepad when I look at this picture! GRRRR! :D

This picture on the other hand makes me far less Konlydoepad. :D

Click the image. :)

That's all for today, more some other day!

Want to Watch The Sideshow but Hate Gary?

Well, you're in luck! I took the liberty of editing out as much of Gary from the first episode of Sideshow as I possibly could. So if you want to enjoy the show nearly Gary free check it out. If people like this I'll do it every week, so be sure to comment here.

Enjoy!
Video Link

My Final Thoughts on Big Brother Canada

I'd like to offer my thoughts on Big Brother Canada for my scores and scores of loyal fans. ;)

But, After the events of the finale there's no way I can't start with what happened with Topaz. firstly, I'd like to deliver some prepared remarks and then I'll get into a bit more off the cuff stuff.

Firstly, my prepared statement.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD YOU STUPID BITCH! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH AND PEOPLE CALL TALLA DUMB! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCK YOU JUST COST YOUR BEST FRIEND ABOUT $150,000.00!!! BAHAHAAHAHHAHA OH MY GOD I DAMN NEAR WET MYSELF! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH! WAIT I JJ.J.J.J.J.J.JJJ.J.J.J.JJUST DID! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! YEAH! JUSTICE! FUCK GLITTER! FUCK BITTER PETER AND ALEC WHO CLAIM TO BE DAN FANS AND THEN EXHIBIT THE WORST CASE OF BITTER JURY SYNDROME EVER! FUCK A.J. FOR VOTING FOR THAT MORON, BUT MOST OF ALL FUCK PRODUCTION FOR RIGGING THE GAME FOR GARY AND THEN HAVING IT FUCKED OVER BY SOME TWO-BIT SCARLEM SKANK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!!111ONEELEVEN THE LOOK ON THAT WHALE SUZETTE'S FACE WHEN GARY WAS GETTING SCREWED WAS PRICELESS!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Now that concludes my prepared remarks. To say I was happy about what happened to Topaz would be the understatement of the century. The only thing that would have made it better is if it had been someone I liked better who won. I liked Jillian for a while but then she said stupid shit like "Anything boys can do girls can do better" Which of course isn't true as men are far superior. ;) and her asinine Garyesque celebration after winning the chicken coop HoH was childish. Plus she was a fuckin space cadet who Emmett had to constantly reign in so she should give half of the $50k to him. That girl is lucky she has looks.

Anyway it sucked that the person who played the best game went out in the worst possible position. Emmett goin out third is second in the injustices of Big Brother Canada to only Gary being allowed back in. (Or on the show at all) Emmett played a fuckin solid game and him losing is a sign the format of Big Brother needs to be changed. I'd love to see a version of BB where no one gets evicted. I dunno how it would work, maybe some sort of points system and players have to put points they've accumulated on the line and that would lend to treachery but imagine how much more drama there would be if all 15 houseguests were stuck in the same house together for that long. Either way the jury system has to go, because it helps discourage one of the most entertaining aspects of Big Brother, the glorious backstab.

I'm really disappointed in Peter. Not so much Alec because I knew he was a dick since the whole Tom thing went down. But Peter professed to be a Dan disciple and then tries to get an undeserving Gary to win because of bitter Jury syndrome which is how Dan lost BB14. I think Peter is entertaining but he's also a hypocrite. I'm also really disappointed in AJ for voting for that idiot Gary, ok vote for the guy who is the biggest ally of the bitch who evicted you. That's brilliant dumbass...

Finally on the finale here are some screenshots for those morons out there who think someone switched the keycards on Topaz.







The first picture is an unmodified screenshot.
The 2nd and third are rotated and zoomed with the 3rd being also brightened.
In the 4th I traced out Jillian and Gary's names for anyone who can't make them out.
The 5th is the dagger wherein Topaz reaches for and selects the left keycard, Jillian's.

Sorry folks, she was just plain stupid. But what would one suspect from someone who was so closely aligned with Gary...

That's all I have to say on the finale, other than DAAAAAAAAAAAMN Liza looked fine... I'm talkin F-I-N-E! That girl got a body I'd love to take a lifetime to get to know. Mmm mmm mmm. Tom, you're a lucky lucky man and I'm SUPER fuckin jealous. :D

Anyway, on to my thoughts on Big Brother Canada overall. For me it's a huge disappointment, basically production was handed a golden goose. They then proceeded to accidentally slaughter the goose, shit on it AND themselves, trip over it's carcass and then mistakenly punch themselves in the balls on the way down, falling into their own shit.

That about sum it up? Yeah, I think so. Here was a team that was given a cash cow and somehow fucked it up. Oh was it a commercial success? Sure? I mean all those fuckin moron Gary fans out there kept it that way. But it wasn't Big Brother, It was little mentally challenged brother.

Robin Kass gave these idiots a near perfect cast (Gary and Suzette being the only mistakes) and they fucked it up. WAAAAAAAY too many twists, the twists themselves sucked and were patently unfair. Then toward the end they bring Gary back in and do all they can to make sure he wins, only being foiled by Topaz's stupidity. People have said to me since the finale "See, you were wrong, it wasn't rigged for Gary!" All I can think to do is look at them like they have no head. Because clearly there's nothing inside there.

I truly enjoyed Big Brother Canada completely up until the first PowerShit. That was when I realized I was dealing with a production crew who didn't give a fuck about the game and didn't know what they were doing. Also, does anyone else find it suspicious that the 2 fan interactions that directly influenced the game were timed perfectly so they fucked over the least popular houseguest (Tom) and helped the most popular (although I don't know why) houseguest (Gary) ??? Is it just me that find that timing a little suspicious? Production can talk all they want about how they plan out the game in advance, but I ain't buyin what they're selling. This was season 1, we had a production crew who desperately wanted to make the show a success so they could make more money off it, you do the math.

After that I continued to watch because I had become emotionally invested, but I knew I was watching a show that wasn't on the up and up. As many of you know Big Brother Canada was my first introduction to Big Brother. I started watching because a guy I worked at the same place with (Andrew) got on the show. To say I'm disappointed that this heavy handed garbage is my introduction to the Big Brother Universe would be an understatement, but I guess to look at it positively there's nowhere to go but up right? I am looking forward to BB15 to see how a REAL production team runs the show, I'm hopin it will be all fresh meat as opposed to past players, but hey after BBCan I'll takes whats I's cans gets.

I think for me short of them putting Gary back in the game my lowpoint would be how they completely screwed Topaz's game. And you know they screwed it bad when I'M defending TOPAZ, seeing as I can't stand her skank ass and all. Other lowlights included Gary's celebrating after he won HoH, Jillian's celebration after she won the chicken coop HoH, Emmett going out in the worst possible slot, and at the time AJ getting evicted although seeing he was in on Peter and Alec's moronic Anyone but Jillian campaign I recant that. Oh and the constant feed cuts and the fact there were 4 feeds but 2 of them showed 1 scene while the other 2 showed another... Why not just have 2?

The highpoint of the season for me would definitely be Andrew's twin brother Pete coming into the house while Andrew was frozen. It was a heart warming moment and proof positive that even with such a shitty production crew even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while. Other highlights include Gary going on slop and crying like the spoiled brat he is, Aneal spreading out Gary's glitter in an effort to bring heat on him, Dan coming into the house, the Tom and Liza show, Tom's Life, The 5 minute midnight dance party (Oh my God, watch the video of that and focus on Liza. God damn that girl can move, I was mesmerized, not to mention Andrew's dancing which was hilariously awesome) Oh, and last but not least my getting to interview THE MAN, THE LEGEND Tom Plant.

I also really enjoyed doing the BBCan on Facebook cartoons and will be bringing them back for BB15, though I think I might limit them to once a week with a few bonus ones strewn here and there because they are a lot of work.

All in all it was a season that could have been so much better if it had been run by a barely capable production staff, I have to give credit to the set builders though, they did amazing work and the house was beautiful and far better than this production staff deserved.

Anyway, I'll probably be on hiatus until BB15 starts to ramp up unless I can somehow convince Liza to marry me and tom to be my best man. Probably not gonna happen. ;)

Peace out, TO THE MAX YO!

Andrew's Twin Brother Pete Visits the Big Brother Canada House

Well that was by far my favorite Big Brother Canada moment... Wow, production finally does something right!

The houseguests were given a task where they must freeze on the command of Big Brother. Andrew gets called to the Diary Room and BB freezes them and then BAM! his TWIN BROTHER comes into the house. He shows him a video of Andrew's nieces on his phone, wanders around exploring the house (Can't blame him there) and hugs him, kisses him. Tells him not to cry but then says go ahead cry it'll be good for TV and then he leaves.

Here's what I managed to capture.

 

and here is OnlineBigBrother.com's video The freeze starts at 11:38

Congratulations Gary, You're the Winner of Big Brother Canada!

I don't like Gary, but as a classy guy I'd like to be among the first to congratulate him on winning Big Brother Canada, Season 1. Congratulations Gary!



"But wait!" you say, "The show's not over yet!" Yeah, it actually is. Before Gary was evicted I thought the producers were rigging it so that he won and when he was evicted I thought I must have been wrong. Yeah, I should have stuck with my gut.
"But... but Canada gets to vote!" Yeah, about that. #1 Who the fuck do you think Canada is going to vote for? Everyone loves the guy for reasons that escape me. People are so fucking stupid. I can not believe I'm the same species as you people. Now I know how Liza felt when she talked about being smarter than all the other houseguests. Except for me it's THE WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY! #2 Even if they didn't vote him back in the producers would just say that he got the most votes and put him back in anyway.
I feel bad for the other 14 houseguests who thought they were playing an honest game, what a waste of their time. I hope they all manage to make the best of it. I feel especially bad for Andrew who thought he was going to actually be able to evict this childish moron and have him stay gone. What a fuckin joke this show is... Makes me want to vomit that the worst Big Brother of them all is the Canadian version.
This show makes a North Korean election look like a model of transparency. I'm going to finish this season even though I know the result and then I'm done with Big Brother Canada. I don't want to support a show this fuckin sleazy. If I did I'd watch Real Housewives of Vancouver.
Fuck you BBCan producers, fuck you up your stupid asses.

Boys Will Be Boys

I watched this last night on Big Brother Canada After Dark and thought it was so funny I had to share. The boys (Emmett, Andrew and Alec) having a water noodle fight. Guess the booze really kicked in, lol.

I particularly like it when Andrew starts choking out Emmett and then Emmett turns the tables on him and dunks him under the water and later they joke about how BB didn't give them an "Emmett, stop that" and and Alec goes "Emmett, don't stop! finish him!" All the while Peter just looks on in enjoyment. Good times.

Where's Tom?

Jillian's HoH task coupled with the sheer terror the houseguests experienced when they thought the awesome one might be returning to the house inspired me to create Where's Tom. It'll appear in place of BBCan on Facebook until the project I'm working on for it is done.

Enjoy.

The Coup De'Tom

There were some big doins in the Big Brother Canada house Sunday night, we know now all thanks to our good friend Peter.


He was given a task to make the houseguests think that Tom was coming back into the house, and boy did he succeed. I knew Tom couldn't come back as a player since he wasn't sequestered, but I was hoping to see him back to host a challenge or something along those lines. Alas those hopes were dashed, at least for now.

Above is a cut of the After Dark episode that featured the drama, starting from when Topaz and Talla hilariously react to finding Tom's picture is no longer in black and white. You may want to turn the volume down as their screaming is a bit loud. LOL. I feel bad for poor Emmett, tryin to get him some of that sweet sweet Jillian in the shower and those two run in screaming as if, like Emmett says later, "The house is burning down and we have 2 minutes to get out."

Andrew was probably the most upset by it. He was a flippin bye! I think Alec had the best line of the whole thing. He was in the shower when Topaz and Talla come in screaming the news and says "Big Brother can I request a Lock for the Shower door?" I'm a Tom fan but even I thought that was funny.

It was also nice to see all the haters on Twitter freak out, one idiot even said if Tom came back in he'd firebomb the house... Psycho...

We Are The 20 Percent

Lovely lady Liza has a YouTube channel, and in her first video she said "I have been asked by my fans, yes all 5 of them..."

So I created this so we who love her would have a rallying cry against the haters.


Please join with me and append #WeAreThe20Percent to any of your tweets regarding Liza and/or if you care to Big Brother Canada. We love ya Liza!

No BBCan on Facebook Tonight

My apologies to all, I had a really great idea for BBCan on Facebook but I just didn't get around to it. Just had a rough day today with life stuff, but it'll be Ok. No excuses.

The one I'm working on is the most ambitious yet and requires a lot more work than the run of the mill cartoon, but I promise it'll be worth the wait.

Thanks for your understanding... BAHAHAHAH J/K I ain't goin all @BigBrotherCA cuttin the live feeds on ya. ;)

TPR Interviews the Man Himself, Tom Plant

A few days ago TPR approached Tom on Twitter about granting an interview and he was super gracious in doing so, being made fully aware how small this site is. I'm extremely thankful to Tom for doing this as it's a real thrill to interview the subject of my fan blog.

A small disclaimer, I promised Tom that I would present his words completely unedited, except for grammar, punctuation and spelling. The questions are also copied verbatim so you can see exactly what was asked for context. The only editing done is the aforementioned spell/punctuation/grammar check and some formatting for the site (questions bolded) and me adding TPR: and Tom: to the start of each paragraph.

I also gave Tom the option to refuse to answer any questions he was unwilling or unable to answer, as you'll see the only ones he chooses not to answer are the ones he's contractually obligated not to.

Without further adieu, the man himself. Tom Plant.

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TPR: I know you've had plenty of forum to speak but I want to give you carte blanche to say anything you want to say and rest assured it'll be copied and pasted letter for letter with no editing except for spelling/grammar/punctuation (as will all your answers) cuz I know how much you hate a bad edit. ;)

Tom: Hahaha no kidding! Thanks :)

TPR: The incident with Talla passing out drunk had just happened tonight as I write this. You were upset that this happened on Twitter, would you like to comment on it?

Tom: It is extremely upsetting to me that the majority of the houseguests laughed at and taunted Talla, everyone knows that Talla is a little off, (in a cute way) but she was obviously drinking to suppress some inner emotional suffering. I am so happy that Peter acted like a true gentleman, Finally!

TPR: What was your favorite part about the actual house itself, like your favorite room or thing about it?

Tom: My single most favorite thing about the Big Brother house would have to be the HOH room, when is was mine of course. This is when I got to know Liza on a more personal level. Of course the hammock wasn't all that bad either. The workout equipment sucked, and the Hot tub was filthy.

TPR: At the front door it looks like there's a bit of a ways until you get to the door that leads out into the studio where Arisa Cox hosts. Can you describe it? I know it's probably not a pleasant memory so feel free to ignore that one. I'm just curious.

Tom: It is actually just a single hallway with a 90 degree turn into the live studio audience, the walk of shame.

TPR: In the hot tub area can you see the sky up above you, what's up there?

Tom: The hot tub area is completely open. FRESH AIR FINALLY!! You can see the sky, but not the stars at night unfortunately.

TPR: It seemed like the houseguests weren't provided with an accurate clock or the one that was there was constantly being changed. Did that bother you or any of your fellow houseguests?

Tom: That is true, there was no accurate clock. The Microwave and Oven timers were changed consistently and it was very difficult on myself and my fellow houseguests to keep track of time. We used the view of the sun outside to try and get some sort of grip on the time.

TPR: What color is the ceiling in the back yard area? Is it painted to look like the sky?

Tom: There are multiple 'cloud like' panels that display different colors depending on the time of day. Other than that, we can only see the inner roof of the warehouse.

TPR: Were the walls leading to the hot tub area as ugly in person as they are on TV?

Tom: YES!!! But, that's where I had some of my closest moments with Liza. Man I miss that girl, my girl.

TPR: Rank the remaining houseguests from who you want to win the most to who you want to win the least. (Editor's note at the time the interview was given Gary had not yet been evicted)

Tom: Most to least: Jillian, Emmett, Talla, Andrew, Peter, Alec, Gary, Topaz.

TPR: What do you think had a bigger impact on your downfall, The Powershift or Emmett's HoH being stripped away?

Tom: Emmett’s HoH being Stripped. Yes he would have probably went after LIZA, but I'm certain I could have gotten him to put up Gary and Andrew. Once a Cheater, always a cheater ;) kidding.

TPR: If Liza hadn't been in the house which of the girls would you have been most likely to have formed a showmance/nomance with?

Tom: Good question, and my honest answer is NONE. The other girls are not my type, If anything I would have had a nomance with myself, but eventually I'd still put out hahaha.

TPR: I think we already know how you feel about the viewers effecting the gameplay, but what do you think about the viewers being able to choose which rewards and punishments the houseguests will get?

Tom: I'm totally okay with the viewers picking reward and punishment. I think it's horrible to let viewers have a game move decision because it becomes way too personal. Viewers aren't in the game, they should not have such strong control. Saving Suzette made everyone in the house realize that BBC and Canada has way more control than I ever did. BLAST!!!

TPR: Did you learn after Emmett initially won HoH that he planned to target Liza and if so how long after?

Tom: EMMETT lied to me, again... He said "I'm going to put up Suzette and Talla." That guy has ZERO street credit when it comes to having your bro's back and keeping your word. DOWNFALL!!! He knew I was leaving the whole time. All he told me was "Keep it classy."

TPR: They shut the live feeds down before the competitions start, so as fans we don't get to see what happens. Can you tell us what happens in the time leading up to the competitions?

Tom: We get changed in the bedroom. Also, were are on lockdown until the comp is ready to begin, It takes hours.

TPR: Did anyone in production ever explain why you weren't allowed to talk about Production?

Tom: Haha yes, and sorry but I can't talk about production.

TPR: What do you think is your greatest strength and greatest weakness as a Big Brother player?

Tom: Strength: I was a physical threat, people liked me, that causes jealousy and insecurity. Weakness: Integrity and honesty beat out any weakness. :)

TPR: You indicated that you have seen Tom Plant Rules, what do you think of it? Are there any posts or parts you don't agree with? :D

Tom: IT IS THE SINGLE MOST GENIUS BLOG I HAVE EVER CAME ACROSS. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT. VERY WELL DONE, HILARIOUS, DESERVES AN AWARD!

TPR: Given that you have a strong moral compass if you were given the chance to go back and redo this experience knowing what you know now, would you be willing to lie to and backstab your fellow competitors? Or, would you stick to your morals knowing it would probably cost you the game?

Tom: I would stick to my morals. I would have just put more trust into myself and played a solo game. I would have also kissed Liza more openly. ;)

TPR: Having now seen the show what would you say is your favorite moment from it that didn't involve yourself?

Tom: Topaz being shown and Gary crying about slop haha about time BBC shows their true colors.

TPR: I know that the flashing incident involving Alec has been beaten to death so I won't go into it much. But in the show we see you call Alec a fucking dick right after the incident. #1 did it indeed happen right after the incident or was that an editing trick? And #2 if it did happen right after why did you say that to him? What was the reason?

Tom: I did call him that right after, but it was edited to look bad. They didn't show Andrew and I high fiving either. I called him a fucking dick as a joke. Just like Gary calls everyone a BITCH. We don't mean it, but it slips out. I can't stress enough how BAD I feel about the situation. It was a silly prank that went horribly wrong. I have forgiven myself, that is all that matters.

TPR: Do you feel that production exhibited favoritism toward any houseguest in terms of preference on who wins, and if so who and why do you believe so?

Tom: Sorry, I won't go there. :)

TPR: I understand this might be a difficult question so please feel free to not answer, but if you choose can you take us through the immediate aftermath of your eviction, specifically finding out how you were negatively viewed by a lot of the fans, and how you coped with that. Did production offer you any assistance in that regard? I would assume Liza helped you through it as well.

Tom: I was more upset with the fact that I FAILED, that I did not win. For every one person that hates me, I have 10 people that love me. My family, friends and Liza are the only people that matter to me. If I have hurt them in any way, I will feel ashamed. I do feel ashamed.

TPR: You've been portrayed by some of your detractors as a homophobe, from watching your interviews I can see it's a subject that really bothers you. However Aneal is gay and you called him a good friend when you were forced to put him on the block, can you tell us a bit about your friendship with him so that readers can see you're not the monster your detractors have made you out to be?

Tom: I could care less what people think. The proof is out there. I am not a homophobe. One love y'all. Aneal is a wonderful kid, I respect and enjoy spending time with him. Thats it.

TPR: People have pointed to your interview with Murtz Jaffer as showing the “Real Tom and Liza” in which you both honestly seemed a bit bitter about why you were evicted. interviews since then have shown a much more laid back Tom and Liza and I'm wondering if it was because it was so soon after your eviction and finding out you'd been portrayed as the villains that you had such a bad taste in your mouth from the experience?

Tom: That is exactly what it was, Liza and I really don't give a fuck when it comes to holding back; We are strong, emotional and honest people. If people can't take the strong words they shouldn't watch.

TPR: You mentioned that your game got blown up on night one when Suzette put you up on the block, if that hadn't happened how would you have liked to play? Would you have thrown competitions like Peter and Alec? Would you have tried to stay under the radar? Also did that actually happen on night one because I'm pretty sure I heard you guys were in the house for a while before the show actually started.

Tom: Yes that happened night one, and I would never play a game like Alec and Peter. I’m a competitor. That is that :)

TPR: Knowing what you know now about how twists can happen at any time do you think the strategy of using a pawn is still the best play or do you think it's better to nominate 2 players you want out so that you at least get one?

Tom: You never know what is going to happen. It's best to stick to your gut and throw 2 people you want out onto the block.

TPR: If you had to choose between winning HoH or POV which would you choose and why?

Tom: I would choose the POV, it guarantees your safety and you don't have the obligation to nominate people.

TPR: If there is ever a Big Brother Canada All Stars would you like to play?

Tom: I'd love to.

TPR: You've mentioned that Jeff is your favorite Big Brother player, can you explain why?

Tom: We are very similar people. Athletic, charismatic and loyal to our lady.

TPR: What is your favorite moment in Big Brother history, not including Big Brother Canada?

Tom: Not sure on that one.

TPR: The Tom and Liza show was a big hit with your fans and even converted some haters over to the good side. Was that the most fun you had with Liza in the house? If not what was?

Tom: Yes! The most fun. That is the real us.

TPR: You mentioned Friends is your favorite TV show, what's your favorite moment from it? What other TV shows/Movies/Books/Music do you like?

Tom: I could not mention all my favorite Friends moments, there are way too many. And, I like all good music.

TPR: I believe I heard Liza say you were a Tragically Hip fan as well, is that right? If so what's your favorite song?

Tom: Bobcaygeon is my favorite song. That is the song I broke down to in my HoH room, I listened to it probably 50 times that week. I can't stop thinking how important that week was to me, Liza and I will always have those moments. xoxoxo ---> Liza

TPR: Do you think Liza's fake british accent is sexy? :)

Tom: Not as much as her fake French Accent

TPR: I'm a big fan of Dan Gheesling but you said you didn't like him that much, can you explain why? LOL.

Tom: He was such a brilliant player, I just did not respect his lies. Yes, I realize it's just a game but we are real people.

TPR: Does production make the HoH say “WHO WANTS TO SEE MY HOH ROOM?”

Tom: I can't talk about production, but we all do say that.

TPR: Could you tell us about the process you go through with production when you're HoH? I assume they take you into the Diary Room and go through what you need to say, etc.

Tom: No comment.

TPR: I believe you're a good guy (I wouldn't have made a fan blog for you if I didn't, lol) can you give some examples of things you've done in your life to help others so that the haters out there can see you like your fans do? Humanitarian work, perhaps things you've done as a firefighter, etc.

Tom: It's really hard to dig up my past, but I will continue to do wonderful things. I live for today, I have done great things in the past but that doesn't cure tomorrow :)

TPR: Both you and Liza have talked about Topaz going off on Liza after she blew up on you. Could you tell me as much about that incident as you can? Things Topaz said, etc. Since there is no video record I'd like for there to be at least some account of the other side of the story. Please if you choose feel free to ask Liza to do so as well.

Tom: Well, That one would have to be answered by LIZA. I will talk to her and let you know.

TPR: You've said in a few interviews that you're going to have a YouTube channel and that you're writing a song about Liza, any time frame on that?

Tom: I want to get a YouTube account going first. The song is almost ready, give me another couple of weeks to finish it.

TPR: And that's It! Thanks again for doing this Tom, you're a class act all the way!

Tom: Thank you for everything!

Gary Talks About his Blowup with Talla

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I have a present for all you Tom and Liza haters out there.

Nothing pisses me off more than the Tom and Liza haters... well, maybe the Gary lovers but it's neck and neck. They say shit like NOBODY cares about them and EVERYONE hates them. Setting aside how stupid statements like these are in the abstract these people are the height of conceit. They think TOM is full of himself, yet in the same sentence they talk about how EVERYONE must feel exactly the same way about him as they do. As for me I know people don't agree with me, but I also know they're fuckin morons. Plus I never claimed to not be conceited. :D

If you don't like Tom and don't like Liza and yet constantly bitch about how they're all over the place and Oh My God I wish they would just go away and blah blah blah let me introduce you fuckin morons into a concept that admittedly may be too difficult to grasp. But if you can somehow wrap your microscopic brains around it you will find a joy that knows no bounds.

It's called Free Will. Webster's dictionary defines it as voluntary choice or decision, freedom of humans to make choices that are not determined by prior causes or by divine intervention.

YOU HEAR THAT MOTHERFUCKERS? VO-UN-TARY It means you DON'T HAVE TO WATCH THEM IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE THEM!

When they were on the show, sure that's a different story. I mean you could have looked away or muted when they came on but that's tedious and I completely understand why you'd have felt like you had to watch them there, I felt the same way about Gary. I wanted to watch my favorite players but to do that I had to watch one of the most annoying, egotistical, and childish motherfuckers I've ever had the misfortune of encountering. AND I BITCHED ABOUT HIM! OH I BITCHED ABOUT HIM TO THE HIGH HEAVENS! But now that he's gone FREE WILL has given me the power to only have to see him one more time! At the finale, and after that I'll never watch anything with him ever again. (Unless the idiot producers bring him back for another season)

If you still can't grasp this concept watch the movie that was the inspiration for my AJ Facebook cartoon's title A, Jury (I, Robot) get it? a jury, AJ, huh? Get it? :D Speakin of AJ holy God I feel bad for that guy, havin to spend a week alone with Gary. If I were him I'd seriously consider self immolation.

Anyway, in I, Robot the main robotic character Sonny is given Free Will by his creator. (Oh, um Spoiler alert!) Plus it's a pretty good movie and Bridget Moynahan is fuckin smokin hot.

Tom Brady, you lucky motherfucker.

Anyway, Tom Plant RULES! and so does his lovely lady Liza. And if you don't like it then you, in the immortal words of Homer Simpson, can "go cram it with walnuts, ugly."

Goodbye Glitter, and Good Riddance!

Though last night's show pretty much blew as a whole it did have the best moment yet on Big Brother Canada, coming in the form of the most self-absorbed, (don't just ask me either the HG were saying the same thing!) annoying and mean (Just ask Talla) houseguest being given the boot in a 5-0 vote.

Oh, I'd like to thank the moron producers for robbing me of a reaction shot when he heard he was going by keeping the camera on Topaz. I guess they've never heard of split screens at Big Brother Canada.

Anyway, this was my reaction when I saw that moron walk out the door.

I'll never get why people loved this guy SO MUCH. Maybe, MAYBE before his blow up on Talla showed his true colors. But after that? Really people? REALLY? You're cool with a 6+ foot dude assaulting a 4 foot nothing girl? And he never apologized either! People hate Tom, in no small part because of what he did to Alec in the shower, but once Tom found out just how upset Alec was he felt terrible and apologised to him. Gary? NAH who cares. It's not like Talla's a real person right?

Gary is a spoiled brat plain and simple, and the thought that once this is all over he's going to be made a star by all the sheeple out there makes me physically ill. If there were any justice in the world he'd disappear back into the obscurity from whence he came never to return. Gary is obnoxious and annoying and I pray to god the peabrains who run Big Brother Canada don't bring him back until the finale and then he vanishes in a cloud of glitter.

Don't come back now, ya hear?

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Photo Credit for the Alec Cat pic: @ChitownBB

Please People, Vote Ninja!

Don't make the same mistake you all made with the air hockey table. Ninjas are 10,000 times cooler than sumo wrestlers. If I wasn't worried about another voting powershift I'd have spent all my points on them. I chipped in a vote and did my part.

This shouldn't even be a contest. It's like Daniel Tosh says in one of his stand ups "Which is cooler Fireworks or a Parade? ... Fireworks right? I don't even have a joke for the moron who yells PARADE!" I feel the same way about Pirates vs Sumo Wrestlers.

Vote now.

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