Worst... Episode... Ever...

I should have seen this coming, bad people always get their way over good people. So not only does Tom get blindsided with Emmett being the only non-piece of shit voter in the house, but then Liza goes out too.

Oh I'm sure all the assholes out there who don't like these two just creamed in their pants at this episode. But for those of us who AREN'T morons this was the worst Episode in BBCan's short history.

Not only is the best player AND his lady gone, but now the house is filled with floaters, glitter, and skanks (I'm looking in your direction Topaz) I know I said when Tom got backstabbed by Gary that the blog would continue regardless, but now I'm not so sure I want to watch. Because I know who's going to win. I hate Gary the most so he's OBVIOUSLY going to win. That prediction is as good as fuckin currency. I could take that prediction into my bank tomorrow and they'd deposit that shit no questions asked! Oh, and I want to address any assholes out there who think I hate Gary cuz he's gay: One of my best friends is Gay, and I showed him a video of Gary and even HE hated him. He couldn't even watch the whole video that's how fuckin annoying Gary is. Fuck the other Gay player in the game, Aneal hated him too. Oh Aneal how I wish you were still in the house too...

I'm so pissed off right now, if it wasn't for that God damned Twist and all the whiny bitches getting their panties in a bunch and getting Emmett's HoH taken away this would have never happened. They fuckin rigged this shit to give the viewers what they wanted.

Oh, I also love how the producers handled the whole ShowerGate thing. I'm NOT condoning what Tom did by any stretch, he himself said he was wrong. But motherfuckers made him out like he was Hitler on that shit, didn't even show him apologizing to Alec, WHICH HE DID, or the remorse he felt about it or the night he spent awake thinking about the fallout from it (and to be fair also his relationship with Liza) Just made it seem like he didn't care at all. Didn't show his explanation, NOTHING! Why would I want to continue to watch a show like that? Why do these idiots feel the need to do that, just open up the house, let people in and I'm tellin you the drama will happen on it's own. Stop twisting it and embellishing it to suit your own fuckin agendas. Oh, and using the part where he's crying about his Mom having Cancer as if he's crying about what happened to Alec was fucking lower than Topaz's belly. (She's a snake in this metaphor)

So, anyway. What's done is done, I hope Tom and Liza figure out how they feel about each other and do what's best for both of them.

Jeeze, I gotta calm down... I know, I'll watch that awesome video of the houseguest's dance party. (Dancing starts at 5:10)

Big Brother Canada on Facebook - The Twist

If any of you are NFL football fans I hope you know about NFL QBs on Facebook. It's a hilarious send up done by the funny folks over at ProFootballMock.com

Proving all the best ideas are stolen I decided to do a version for Big Brother Canada. One of the premiere Big Brother watchers hamsterwatch called it 'utterly brilliant' which was a humbling honor to be sure.

I hope you enjoy it as much as hamsterwatch did. :D

Tom is Way Out

A little pre double eviction night humor from our friends at JokersUpdates. :D LOVE that shirt by the way.

Tom Is Way Out

Tom Opens Up To Liza

Tom hasn't opened up a lot in this game, but knowing Wednesday was his last night with Liza (Unless we get a miracle Twist) he opened up to her and showed the side of him I've been telling people was there from the start of this blog. I watch him a lot on the feeds and one of the many things I've noticed is that he always opens the door for his lady. I think in a lot of ways he's an old school gentleman which I can relate to because I always seem like I'm stuck in the past when it comes to that sort of thing. Like I should have been born in chivalry times. LOL.


Edit, forgot to credit Corndogger of JokersUpdate for the vid.
I can't say I know exactly what he's gone through, and what he did to Alec is inexcusable, but I've also had a lot of hardship in my life, lost my sister to Cancer in 2011, and know that sometimes the weight of life can make you into a person you're not. Tom has some growing up to do there's no doubt about that, but in a way he's had to grow up faster than any of us really should have to.

Obviously as a Tom fan I hope he stays tonight, my best case scenario is he stays, wins the HoH and the POV and then doesn't use it on Gary, in his speech telling him he should have kept his word, and sends Gary packing to avenge his lady. But regardless of what happens I wish him the best of luck. I hope his Mom beats the living snot out of Cancer, beats it so fucking bad it cries like the little cowardly bitch Cancer is.

As far as Liza goes, there seems to be controversy out there over whether her father passed away of Cancer. In this clip she tells Peter that she should lie and say her dad is dying of cancer and she can't afford the chemo. Then there were reports she told Tom her dad died of cancer. If she lied about that I think that's fuckin disgusting, but I have no idea whether her dad did die of cancer or not. So I'll reserve judgment except to say her original 'plan' makes me sick.

The Tom and Liza Show

Earlier tonight Tom and Liza blew off some steam and had a hilarious back and forth out in the snow. I literally laughed my ass off, that's right Canada I have no ass any more!

I've said before Tom has a fuckin epic sense of humor, and this just proves it. Too bad it's so long cuz I would love to see them air this on the Wednesday show.

Liza: She (Fictional caller 'girl from Nanaimo') wants to know, are you going to get a new cuddle buddy in this game?

Tom: Oh, good question am I going to get a new cuddle buddy in this game? Well, is Andrew available? Cuz I did start off with him.

Liza: (fictional caller from Ottawa) Tom, are you disappointed in Gary's decision to put you on the block?

Tom: Well, it's like this bro. I live my life by my word, and if you don't live your life by your word you're pretty worthless. Gary, you should have been out week one/week 2 man. I know in Ottawa you don't act like that. He didn't keep his word to me, that's not cool. You know what I'm sayin bro?

Liza: Commercial break

Tom: Commercial break! Wow, that whole acting thing takes a lot out of you.

Liza

I talk a lot about Tom on this blog, and with good reason cuz he's fuckin AWESOME, but I figured I'd dedicate a post to his main squeeze in the game, Liza.

Firstly, I LOVE Liza. Beautiful, Intelligent, strong girls who aren't fuckin stuck up about sex turn me on, even more so because other girls hate them so much. Yeah, God forbid a woman admit to enjoying sex, what if all them did that? THEN what would they use to control men?!? She's ruining EVERYTHING! I don't give a fuck what anyone says, Liza is a girl AHEAD of her time. I wish I lived about 50-100 years later when all the girls will be like her and we won't have such a repressed society. And she's BI! *drools*

I'm sorry, were you talking?

Much like Tom Liza isn't perfect, but to see all the other houseguests slandering her this week because of the lies being spread by that fuckin snake Topaz pains me. I especially loved on After Dark where Gary was talking about how he wanted to make her life so difficult in the house next week that she would leave. Yeah, bet that won't make it on the main show, it's contrary to the narrative that everyone loves Gary. Hopefully Liza can win HoH on Thursday and send Gary fuckin packin, she did really well in the Bees Knees challenge. (All I have left in this game is revenge)

Liza and Tom have made such a great pair in this game with her as the brains and Tom as the brawns, and I firmly believe that if the fuckin moron producers hadn't screwed them first with the PowerSHIT and secondly taking Emmett's HoH away they'd be dominating this game. Liza and Tom got robbed, plain and simple. If you disagree I got a big pair of hairy nuts you can suck.

It seems inevitable that she's going to be evicted some time soon, and when that happens I hope that she takes her own advice and know that this was her time and that her opportunity is waiting for her on the other side of Big Brother door. I gotta think I'm not the only one out there who is forward thinking and will want to work with her. Whatever happens I wish her the best of luck!

Backstabbed

Tom in better days.

So, it looks like as I feared may happen Gary has broken his word with Tom and put him and Liza up on the block. I can't say I'm surprised, so far Tom seems to be the only one in the house that actually keeps his word, just ask Andrew who would have been evicted Thursday if he hadn't. I have to admit, Topaz you had me completely fooled, as you seem to have had everyone fooled. But the good news is now you're on their radar. If there's any justice in the world (Which I know first hand there isn't) Gary would be evicted in the 2nd eviction this week and I'd get to see the look on her snake face when her husband's sorry ass is thrown out the door.

Alec has won the Power of Veto and from what I've heard him tell Gary won't use it on Tom. He lied to Tom and told him that Gary threatened to put Peter up if Alec used the POV. So much for Quattro Alec... Tom did put a target on his back but he never betrayed you like you're betraying him. Hope it's worth it buddy.

Of course none of this should have happened, the PowerSHIT was (and still is) a horrible idea and has completely changed the balance of power in the house, but hey it got ratings so who gives a fuck right? Why would Tom want to stay when the producers basically bent him over and fucked him up the ass with no lube? Emmett should be HoH right now but the whiners got their way, and then the hypocrites totally ignored Gary cheating to win his HoH. Because, as I've said already Emmettgate had nothing to do with cheating and everything to do with fucking an ally of Tom.

So it looks like the Tom haters are going to get their way. Probably on an 8-1 vote with Emmett being the lone dissenter. Congratulations shitheads, you'll have evicted a guy who keeps his word at the hands of a guy who didn't. But you assholes don't give a shit right? You'll persecute Tom until the end of time because he's sooooooo full of himself. Yeah, so full of himself he saved a guy he doesn't like, Gary, from the block and felt like his guts had been ripped out when he had to put Aneal on the block...

All I can hope for now is for the house to flip and for Liza to go, as much as I love Liza Tom is the stronger competitor and more likely to be able to exact revenge. In completely unrelated news I'm going to buy a lottery ticket...

Tom, I hope when you get out and you see all the seething, unfair hatred coming from Canada you'll find this blog and discover that there are those of us out there, while unfortunately in the minorty, who think you were a good guy and a Hell of a competitior. Hopefully you can have a Rachel Reillyesque rising from the ashes and we'll get to see you on BBCan again.

This blog will continue regardless of the outcome.

Edit: After I posted this last night I learned that Gary has been telling Tom and the house that Liza is the target when in fact his target is Tom. What a fuckin pussy this guy is, doesn't even have the courage to tell Tom he's the target like Tom did with Suzette. They want to blind side him, for what reason I don't know. POV is over it's not like Tom can do anything about it now... What a bunch of fuckin cowards.

Edit 2: Wow... now Gary and Topaz are plotting to blame all this on Emmett. I wish Canada could feel the loathing I feel for these two.