Well THAT Was Fucking Awesome

As a Tom fan many of you know how much I can't stand the scumbag who put him and Liza up on the block and had Tom evicted. You know, this guy.

Gary digging for Gold.

I'm none too fond of his Showmance Topaz either. Well, I'm here to tell you watching tonight's episode I had at least 714 joygasms, and that was even before Topaz left the HoH room!

Oh my God, you have NO idea how much pleasure it gives me to see these two get their, as Homer Simpson would call them "Comemuffins" I find it particularly awesome that they're now in EXACTLY the same position that Tom and Liza were in. Oh my God when Andrew right at the end said "Gary, you said I should make big moves and that's what I'm doing. You may think that I've done this to get Topaz out, but I need to make a move for me, and that's why I'm getting you out." I literally came as if I was getting blown by Christina Hendricks.

Now, I also have to say that while I loathe Topaz I did enjoy watching her get bent over and screwed without a drop of KY jelly like Tom did at the PowerSHIT. But, I don't think what happened to her was cool, simply because I have to look at it as if someone I liked on the show was HoH when this happened. Like, if Emmett or Jillian or Andrew had been HoH when this happened I would have been almost as pissed as I was for Tom's PowerSHIT screwjob. But it didn't, so fuck you Topaz! Bahahahaha! Also, as Peter pointed out during the episode if this had happened to someone else they wouldn't have been so stupid and talked out loud to themselves about it! I love how Gary tried to scream like a little bitch to save his wife. "WE CAN HEAR THIS!"

I remember the night of Flashgate and how Topaz and Gary were taking so much joy watching Tom being sad and I don't feel one ounce of sympathy for either of them. Tom may not hate them, but Tom's a better man than I. lol.

It's hard to find a highlight in this episode because it was SO AWESOME, but I'd have to say it was Andrew putting Gary on slop and then Gary crying like a 9 year old girl about it. Emmett's Fruit Loops comment was also particularly funny.

I do feel horrible for AJ though, but if it had to be someone going from the 9 I would have picked either him or Talla. Don't tell Talla I said so though, RIGHT TOPAZ? BAHAHAHAA!

I also have to say Alec is working his way back in to my good graces. I don't forgive what he did to Tom, but it's understandable and he's been awesome minus the Tom bashing since then.

And so ends the best BY FAR episode of Big Brother Canada yet, I know who has won POV but that's a spoiler so I'll put it after this: Andrew has won POV and has the whole house on board to Evict Gary. Gary is GOING HOME and I couldn't be happier!