#1 Arlie
I've liked Arlie from the beginning but I haven't been able to support him because he's part of the First Five alliance. (Or as I'm dubbing it Kandrew + 3) But I knew he was smart and thankfully he seems to realize that Kandrew are just using them and will turn on them when it suits their purpose. I also love Arlie throwing the HoH competition, it so reminded me of Dan Gheesling. He even kind of dresses like him.
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#2 Neda
Beautiful, Intelligent, and she hates Andrew. What more could a man want from a female Big Brother Canada 2 houseguest? I fear Neda is going to have an early exit because her only allies other than Jon is the girls alliance which is about as stable as Jell-o during an Earthquake, but this isn't a "who I THINK will win" ranking, it's a "Who I WANT to win" ranking. Next to Arlie, Neda is the most intelligent person who's on the good side of the house. I think she's the Luke Skywalker to Kenny's Darth Vader. (Yes, I had to make the obligatory Star Wars reference.)
#3 Jon
The #3 slot was a hard decision for me as you'll read below, but I chose Jon because next to Arlie and Neda he's got the least warts on him in this wart filled house. I think he's cool and I love how he plays the game, but he's too close to Kenny for my liking. I find that odd considering he says he hates Andrew and Kenny is always up Andrew's ass. I'm hoping he will be a part of getting Andrew out of the house, but I'm expecting resistance from him on getting Kenny out. Arlie and Neda hate both of them so they're 1-2.
# 4 Sarah
For exactly the same reason as Arlie (Membership in Kandrew + 3) I haven't been able to support Sarah. But Arlie is seemingly starting to get to her, which is great news. I debated whether or not to put Sarah in the #3 slot, but with her being so close to Sabrina I just couldn't do it, she can hurt the good forces in the house without even realizing it by giving that witch info which will go straight to Kandrew, do not pass Go do not collect $200.Still, I love Sarah. I'm a sucker for redheads, especially those of the fake variety and she has the most perfect eyes I've ever seen. What the Hell does that have to do with Big Brother? Nothing, I'm just a Big Brother groupie is all. See Stinton, Liza for more.
#5 Rachelle
Rachelle either is a hot chick who's got no brains or the best actor since Daniel Day-Lewis, but the pickins are so slim in this house she's in the top 5 just by default. She's part of the Mean Girls crew and I can't stand that, I know you're young doll but jeeze this isn't Jr. High anymore. I really don't have much good to say about her other than her looks because she's done jack shit in the house.
#6 Heather
I personally find Heather's voice kind of annoying, but it's not like she does it intentionally. I don't think she's a very good player and I don't think she's very smart, so she's just kind of here because the people further down the list I have bigger and bigger beefs with.
#7 Kenny
I don't like Kenny. He rubbed me the wrong way (figuratively speaking) with his pretending to be straight so he could manipulate the girls and he's taken up permanent residence up Andrew's ass pretty much since day one. Also he's part of the self-anointed leadership of Kandrew + 3. So why is he so high? Simple, because he's actually PLAYING THE GAME. Unlike the people lower down on the list Kenny is smart and really knows what he's doing in the game. He was the one who convinced King Andrew to get rid of a bigger threat rather than play with emotion. As much as I hate to say it I think he's one of the big favorites to win, unless the house can flip and Kandrew finds themselves in danger.
#8 Adel
Adel also rubbed me the wrong way from day 1, hence all the Facebook comics of the other houseguests hating him. But he's #8 because he hates Kandrew. He hasn't really done anything in the game, and even though he said that he knows Canada wants him to make a move given his winning of the #Buzzworthy challenge he's now saying he'll only use it to protect himself. So, much like Allison we put our faith in him and he let us down. The only good news is since he's changed his story 47 times since he won I honestly have no fuckin idea what his power does and if he's just bullshitting about not using it. Hopefully he uses whatever it is to target Kandrew. Still, I have to give him props for keeping people in the dark about what his power does, but I wish he'd go into a room alone and look up at the cameras and at least tell Canada.
#9 Paul
Like most of this cast, I don't like Paul. But, he hates Andrew and so do I so we have that common bond. Also as an obese gentleman myself I can at least sympathize with his plight, but still he volunteered for this show, I'd never be so stupid. He has had a couple of entertaining moments like the fake TV show, but not enough for him to get out of the bottom tier.
#10 Ika
I had real hope in Ika, real hope. And that was squashed when she nominated Heather and Paul. I got a faint glimmer back when she won veto, thinking this was the best chance to get Kenny or Andrew out of the house, but then she didn't use it so my hopes were dashed. Ika also pisses me off because she's so wishy washy, you never know what she's going to do because honest to God I think even she doesn't know. Also she's the ring leader of the Mean Girls alliance and is playing with emotion and not playing the best game. Her HoH could have been so amazing, instead she shit all over Canada's hopes.
#11 Allison
Oh Allison... you broke my heart. I was so excited when all the indications looked like you were going to beat Gary 2.0 and creepy eyes and get into the house and start makin some moves and start raising Hell! I mean here was a superfan of the game, someone who knew all the angles and would bring another Arlie like presence into the house. I was THRILLED you got the opportunity, and your very first move in the house, playing dumb when all the houseguests asked you why you were late, was a sight to behold. Absolutely BRILLIANT stuff...
And then this happened...
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Ok, so let me get this straight... You've been watching this game since you were 11 years old, you've been literally waiting YEARS for this opportunity. You go into the war room and get a chance to watch what's going on in the house, albeit without sound, you get voted in BY CANADA to go in and make some moves and shake this house up. Oh, and let's not forget YOU'VE SEEN ANDREW PICK HIS NOSE AND EAT IT, and you go into the house and hook up with the biggest asshole in there and then laze around like you're on vacation?!? To say Allison was a disappointment would be the understatement of all Big Brother Canada history. That'd be like saying Gary is a little eccentric, or Tom is got a slightly bad edit. I so wanted to root for you Allison, I so wanted you to be the female Arlie. Instead I got Eva Braun...
#12 Sabrina
As I've said before every time I watch Sabrina on the feeds or on the show I feel like I need to go get tested for STIs. She's in love with Andrew and Kenny, the two people in the house I can stand the least, she is everywhere and funnels information back to them, she cries so often I'm beginning to think she'll die if she doesn't cry at least once a day and she's just creepy. I'm not alone either, in my weekly poll of who's the least favorite houseguest so far she's gotten %52 of the vote. The next least liked? Paul with %12. That ladies and gentleman is called a landslide.#13 Andrew
Ahhhh, self appointed King Andrew, who oddly enough is like Tom in a lot of ways, but without the redeeming qualities that make Tom so awesome. I very highly doubt that if someone made an Andrew Gordon Rules he's treat that person anywhere near as well as Tom has treated me. This guy is so full of himself I think he might explode. He loooooves the sound of his own voice, he's a bully, he's got total control of this house through intimidation and he's generally a meathead. If he wins Big Brother Canada I'm going to become a Bond villain and make it my mission to destroy all human life on Earth.
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