Saturday, March 15, 2014

I Find Solace in Humor

Throughout the bad times in my life, there's always been one crutch I've found to be the most sturdy. Humor, and so in that spirit I made this to show how I was feeling about Allison selling her Big Brother self to the king of the douches, Andrew. It's a paraphrase from the greatest animated sitcom of all time, The Simpsons. Hopefully it brings a smile to all the disenchanted Allison fans like me.


I Know It Was You Allison...

I know it was you Allison...


...you broke my heart.


You broke my heart.
 
I can't believe I voted for this girl, I must say she had me COMPLETELY fooled. The only solace I have is that I was most definitely not alone. With 200,000 total votes in the Final Houseguest sweepstakes she fooled a lot of people.
 
I thought she was smart, a gamer, I thought she was a female version of Emmett. I thought she was going to come in to that house and rally against the First Five and blow it the Hell up. I needed a saviour, something to convince me that this horrible season wasn't going to go to shit.

Instead I get a sheep. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! And now King Andrew and his douchy court get yet another vote, and pretty much lock up this thing until final 6. The only way to get rid of any of the first 5 now is to have 2 of them on the block at the same time post veto, and even if that happens Allison is right there to step in and take that 5th spot. And you know even if that did happen it'd be one of the First Five I like who goes like Sarah or Arlie. You all know Andrew and his court jester Kenny are safe for a loooooong time.

I feel like all the good guys in the Star Wars prequels, all this time I was fighting for the wrong side, I was helping evil. I'm absolutely sick to my stomach.

But, I suppose it's my fault for believing in anything anymore.
 
People are still hoping that she's just playing him. And hey, I hope for that too but I don't see it. Pre kiss I'd have totally bought that argument. After this I don't. But hey, I'm old fashioned. I view a kiss far more importantly than today's younger generation seems to; for a lot of them it's akin to a handshake. That's the only hope I have, and a faint hope it is.
 
So if you'll excuse me I'll be (figuratively) searching for a gun to put in my mouth.
 

Bonus Big Brother Canada 2 on Facebook - Narcissology


Support Lovely Lady Liza's Quest to Raise Money for Cancer Research

I hate Cancer. Well hell, all of us do right? I can't tell you how many people I've lost to it because I've lost count. But it's affected my life profoundly in a negative way, even taking my dear sweet sister Jenny in November of 2011.

So, I hope that you'll support the breathtaking Liza Stinton, undisputed queen of Tom Plant Rules, in her Reality Rally quest to raise money to fuck up cancer at Michelle's Place, a breast cancer resource center. Here's the link.

I'm a poor mofo and even I chipped in a little.

We all have houseguests we like and houseguests we don't. But Cancer doesn't give a shit about any of that. It only wants to kill us, ALL of us. So if you're one of those people who doesn't like Liza, #1 why are you reading a Tom Plant fan blog? LOL, and #2 I hope that you'll put aside your distaste for her and support cancer research, even if it's not donating through her. If that's the case please see the link on the right and donate to the Canadian Cancer Society. Or if you live elsewhere in the world donate to any anti-cancer charity near you.

As of press time Liza has raised $9,410 of her $10,000 goal.


But even when she hits $10k please do what you can to support cancer research. Cancer is an evil, loathesome disease and must be eradicated from the Earth.

Thanks for your time,
TPR.

Friday, March 14, 2014

Big Brother Canada Sideshow (Mostly) Gary (and This Week Scott) free version

Since people liked the idea so much I'm going to try my best to every week cut together a version of Big Brother Canada 2 Sideshow that edits out as much Gary as possible. Obviously I can't get rid of him completely but I've edited out as much as was possible without making the show 14 seconds long.

This week I've also edited out as many Scott/Contessa parts as well. Like Gary I couldn't stand the guy because he had little to no interest in the actual game and was only using the show to try to make himself famous.

I hope you all enjoy, I suffer through Gary so you don't have to. :)

http://www.firedrive.com/file/9AFADCA45E89DFC6

The Morning After The Night Before

Warning: This post contains spoilers, to view them highlight the red blocks with your mouse.

So, last night went pretty well. Not perfect from my standpoint but it could have gone a lot worse.

The highlight of the night for me was the crestfallen look on Scott's face when he found out he wouldn't be going in to the house.

Yeah, THAT'S the stuff!

Kyle going home was good for me. As much as I hate Andrew I didn't like Kyle either and Paul is starting to grow on me juuuuuust a little bit. I still think he's an idiot, but he's not as annoying as he was at first. And I gotta say that fake TV show they did was comedic gold. Reminded me of the good old days and the Tom and Liza show.

Though I'm thrilled to death that Allison got voted in to the house, I have to say there was a potential horrible downside that I hadn't considered. Andrew. He was all over her from the moment she got in to the house and it made me want to puke my face off. (Classic Mom from Futurama Quote) According to the fine people at Joker's Updates Sabrina says they were bedmates last night as well. I'm "hoping" that's just because Andrew was HoH and she's new to the house so it was just a logical pairing, but still. *shudder* Of course Sabrina is about as reliable as a final 2 deal with the legend that is Dan Gheesling but still.

I have to say that I was worried when the greatest host in the history of mankind told Allison that she couldn't talk about how she got there, but Allison is a smart cookie (despite the afforementioned Andrew socializing) and her "What? This isn't the premiere?" schtick was BRILLIANT! I really hope she can stay around long enough to  develop some non-Andrew alliance and make a run at winning this thing. Allison has immunity this week so hopefully she can use that time wisely. With these restrictions I was also concerned that BBCan2 would waste the awesome war room but according to the fantastic @Hamsterwatch the room will be back later. I'm thrilled to hear that, because it would be such a waste if it weren't.

Ika has been driving me insane by telling different people different stories about who she's going to nominate. At first she said it would be Paul and Adel, which would be about as useless an HoH as possible and essentially would be what I feared last night, another week of the First Five in charge by proxy.

Then she started saying Andrew and/or Kenny which if you read yesterday's post you'd know I'm COMPLETELY on board with. Though I'd prefer to see Andrew of the two go Kenny would be the next best thing as he's Andrew's closest ally. When Sabrina got wind of this (Seriously, why do people tell that witch anything?) she immediately ran to Kenny and Andrew like a trained dog and spilled her guts. Kenny then reportedly tried to intimidate Ika into nominating Paul and Adel. There's a brilliant idea, threaten the HoH. Kenny reminds me of Gary and how entitled he thought he was.

Then apparently Paul offended her by "throwing Adel under the bus" and she switched back to Paul and Adel. I'm DESPERATELY hoping that this is just a smokescreen to blindside Kenny and Andrew and keep their attack dog Sabrina off her ass for a few days. But time will tell.

Until next time dear reader I'll be keepin it off the record, on the Q.T. and very hush hush! (Classic L.A. Confidential Quote)

This week's poll: Who's your LEAST favorite houseguest?


To the right of the page there's a poll (MOBILE USERS: TO VOTE CLICK HERE.) in which all of the remaining houseguests have been listed. This week's poll is who your LEAST favorite of them is.

For me, it's pretty hard since I hate most of this season's cast. It was a tough decision between Andrew and Sabrina, but in the end Andrew's douchiness made him win by a nose, that and the fact he was all over Allison as soon as she got into the house. Vom. Please Allison, I know you're intelligent. PLEASE See through this jackass.

Sabrina I can't stand #1 because she's in looooooooooooove with Andrew and Kenny. #2 because she's a drama queen, and #3 because she can't be trusted by anyone. She's so skeezy I feel like I need to get tested for STIs whenever I look at her. But like I said, my vote went to Andrew.

So that's my opinion, express yours in the comments and in the poll.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

How I'd Like Tonight To Go

Warning: This post contains spoilers, to view them highlight the red blocks with your mouse.

Firstly I want Allison to win the #FinalHG vote and be put into the house for several reasons.

#1 SHE IS FUCKING HOT! I dunno what the Hell they put in the water in Newfoundland, whether it's all the cod liver oil or what but man Newfie chicks are sexy.

#2 She's a student of the game, oh God what a breath of fresh air it would be to see someone with a brain in that house given this year's horrible cast. There are only a few people in this whole cast I can stand! (Rachelle, Arlie, Jon Neda, and Sarah)

#3 Nate is boring and has creepy fuckin eyes! And Scott, like Gary before him is only interested in attention and using the show to make himself famous.

From all the online polls, tweets, etc that I've been seeing Allison has a huge amount of support. But we know that this production team likes to keep their thumb on the scale, so if Scott wins we'll know it was rigged and Allison never had a chance no matter what she did. I hope the producers prove me wrong.


As far as the official proceedings go I know that Kenny won the POV and used it on Kyle, and unless a Suzette-eqsue miracle happens Kyle is going home, probably on a 9-1 vote. So here's a list of each of the remaining houseguests, whether I want them to win HoH or not and why/why not.

Adel, Neda and Paul: Yes. Because at least 2 of them and maybe all three of them will go after Andrew who I can't stand.


Ika and Heather: Yes. I don't really like either of these two AND they're not part of the First Five alliance, so other than those who would go after Andrew they'd be my next choices.

Jon, Arlie, Rachelle, Allison and Sarah: No. I like them and want to see their hands kept bloodless for now. Also Arlie and Sarah are part of the First Five alliance of whom I hate 3 of the 5 members and DO NOT want to see another boring week with them in charge.


Sabrina and Kenny: No. These two are my worst case scenarios. I hate both of them and they're both First Five alliance members, so none of them would go after Andrew.

Nate and Scott: Yes. I don't like either of them and if they get in I'd love to see them win, get rid of someone I don't like and get blood all over their hands. Not to mention the resentment from the remaining houseguests that they came right into the house and won HoH. Either one would then be toast next week.

So in order I'd like to see

#1 Adel or Paul doesn't matter
#2 Neda
#3 Heather
#4 Ika.

So, now that I've said who I would hate to see as the next HoH (Sabrina and Kenny) go out and put all the money you have on either of those two winning! :D

Big Brother Canada - Fun With Photoshop

I love photoshop, it's one of my great passions because it allows me to use both my creativity and my sense of humor.

Thus, a new segment here on Tom Plant Rules, fun with photoshop. Enjoy. :)

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I saw a video from the feeds where Sarah was screaming at Ika because Ika ate a potato, this became known in the Big Brotherverse as "Potatogate" so I created this, to the tune of "Signs" by Five Man Electrical Band.


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 With the feeds being down so much on Big Brother Canada last year I came up with a hashtag: #TheFeedsAreDownBecause that was a lot of fun. This year, I added an image to illustrate my point.


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 In response to the episode where everyone was comparing Paul to the Godfather...


 

Big Brother Canada 2 on Facebook - Bath To The Future


Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Tom's Instagram

So, I just noticed that Tom has an instagram. (ID: tomplant25) He's probably had it for a while but I'm completely observant. My ma used to tell me that I couldn't find the smell in a shithouse...

Anyway, I figured I'd peruse through it and comment on some of the pics he's got up there. Cuz hey, it's what I do, make smart ass comments about shit I find on the internet.

First up, Tom with one of the luckiest men on the planet, and the embodiment of said luck.


Being a big brother groupie, and having Rachel as my favorite big brother girl I'm so jealous looking at this picture there isn't a word known to mankind to describe the level of said jealousness, so I'm just going to invent one: Konlydoepad. It's a noun and it's pronounced CONE-LEE-DOE-PAD. I'm so Konlydoepad when I look at this picture! GRRRR! :D


This picture on the other hand makes me far less Konlydoepad. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh85R-S-dh8

Click the image. :)

That's all for today, more some other day!








Big Brother Canada 2 on Facebook - Fauxnogamy


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