I've said before Tom has a fuckin epic sense of humor, and this just proves it. Too bad it's so long cuz I would love to see them air this on the Wednesday show.
Liza: She (Fictional caller 'girl from Nanaimo') wants to know, are you going to get a new cuddle buddy in this game?
Tom: Oh, good question am I going to get a new cuddle buddy in this game? Well, is Andrew available? Cuz I did start off with him.
Liza: (fictional caller from Ottawa) Tom, are you disappointed in Gary's decision to put you on the block?
Tom: Well, it's like this bro. I live my life by my word, and if you don't live your life by your word you're pretty worthless. Gary, you should have been out week one/week 2 man. I know in Ottawa you don't act like that. He didn't keep his word to me, that's not cool. You know what I'm sayin bro?
Liza: Commercial break
Tom: Commercial break! Wow, that whole acting thing takes a lot out of you.
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